Destructive Incorporated

So I have the whole thing where when I find a word with which I can pigeonhole someone I use it extensively.
The term muggle is used in the harry potter series to describe non wizards/witches/magic people.

I have recently begun calling the end users who send me dirty dells all the doo dah day muggles.
They have not the magic required to fix their own pathetic computer systems. All they do that's magic is download the smileyfaces and pretty screensaver shiznigittycrap.

Also, the entire body of humans who make up the audience of a play have recently become muggles to me.

Right.
so.
My question is.....
Does that make me a wizard?